Adam Carolla – Find a Partner, Talk Less

This is an open letter to the “Ace Man” Adam Carolla -

Adam,

I listened to and liked Loveline initially, although quickly it grew old. The same is true for The Man Show and your short lived radio show. First few times turning you on and I fell in love. Then, about 2 weeks later it started to get old.

I think I know why this is Adam.

You talk way too much. Seriously, you will have a guest on your show and your podcast will go on for an hour, and you will literally talk 55 minutes. Yes, you can be really funny but you tend to wear yourself out. You complain about everything, and that was endearing at first, but now it is just bumming me out completely. That, and your voice gets grating when its the only thing I hear.

The shows you do where you bring in Theresa and Bald Brian always seem to be among your best — that is, until you also bring in your kid to sit in and she cries and screams the whole time.

Speaking of other annoying things about your podcast – get a decent microphone for christs sake. Your interview with Coppola was basically un-listenable, which is a shame because I could tell you were geeked out to interview him. Your a multi-millionaire, at least spring for some decent equipment. When Bill Simmon’s did his interview with Mark Cuban over a hotel phone it sounded better than a lot of your podcasts.

So in summation – talk less, get some guests on and let THEM talk and go down to Guitar Center and buy a microphone.

Signed,

William

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